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A man received a message from his neighbour.

“Sorry sir, I am using your wife, day and night, when you are not present at home. In fact, much more than you do… I confess this now because I am feeling very much guilty. I hope you will accept my sincere apologies.”

The man immediately shot his wife…

A few minutes later he received another message:

“Fucking autocorrect: wifi, not wife”

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{ via Carlindo Costa }